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"Uber For Ass Beatings." - New York Times, 2026
Any time. Any Place. Wherever there's an ass that needs beating. We're there.
Our Philosophy
Stand On Business.
Here at Get Your Ass Beat we have one rule and one rule only: "Stand On Business". If anyone, and we mean ANYONE is on some wack shit, we're contractually-binded to beat their ass, off principle.
Artist Spotlight
TE'JANI
We're partnering with Charlotte artist, Te'Jani, through Project 1500-- A goal he's set to independently sell 1500 of his own vinyl records. "This isn't about the money, it's about overcoming fear of failure and being of service. I want to prove that on the other side of fear is a meaningful life and the best version of myself". 1 Vinyl Purchase = 1 Tune Up
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